My Pandemic Has a First Name, It's C-O-V-I-D

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1.	Bubbly Tummy Extreme - (feat. Shaun Callaghan of Give Zombies the Vote and Felipe Roa of Angor) 01:42	lyrics	buy track
I ate some old food or sucked some poison toes not feeling great, but gon’ hang with my bros been eating poorly bubbly tummy extreme endless stinky jeans with secretions supreme my asshole bleeds my butthole’s broken let’s go smoke some weed
2.	The Frontlines 01:19	lyrics	buy track
Watch the virus fuck this world! Fuck the world, let’s watch it burn! Basic hygiene is all it fucking takes You hated vaccines yesterday, so don’t you waste a mask! Every fucking anti-vaxxer that you see outside, Go and cough right down their throats and hope they fucking die! Wash your hands, its fucking gross. It’s not that fucking hard Every fucking anti-vaxxer that you see outside, Go and cough right down their throats and hope they fucking die!
3.	Necromantic Nutrition - (feat. Eric Lee of Behold Oblivion) 01:02	lyrics	buy track
Need More Souls Feed me Souls Feed me Souls Need More Souls Delicious souls Feasting on bones Garnishment of entrails A dash of blood A pinch of fear Necromantic nutrition Only the freshest souls will do Nourished by the marrow of the weak Yes, I think I shall have some more Another heaping pile of souls Now I must go and tend to my Necromantic Nutrition
4.	All My Meals Are The Same 01:01	lyrics	buy track
All my meals are the same All my meals are the same All my meals are the same I just want a change up somewhere I want some Mcy D's or maybe some BK Gimme that McGriddle or Whopper with cheese Maybe a large cold brew from double D Or a coffee from Starbucks I need some fast food in my life again All my meals are the same
5.	Murder Hornet Manifesto - (feat. Reuben Ananny of Nocuous) 00:49	lyrics	buy track
My fucking God, it’s down to this. Substitute locusts, in a discount apocalypse Killing without empathy. I’m a W.A.S.P. too, I though they would like me. Hang on to your hide, these heinous hornets just have to have homicide. This is your death, this is the end. If disease doesn’t get you, a hornet will murder your friends.
6.	Pray for the Plague - (feat. Nick Elliot of Wrath of Hades) 01:04	lyrics	buy track
Reckless disregard for human life Congregate to transmit Hundreds meet in strife Refuse to reduce the spread They will not cease until everyone is fucking dead Thousands in danger Encouraged to shake hands to show they’re not afraid of death Pray for plague Do not contain the contagion Pray for plague To stop us is a cardinal sin Oppose the order of social distancing It is essential to bring upon extinction
7.	Fecal Matter 01:15	lyrics	buy track
I felt the urge, the urge to vacate my shit I'll spread the fecal disease, onto my victims Fecal matter (2x) Fecal matter, fecal matter, fecal matter, splat Fecal matter, fecal matter, I'll shit all over these walls (2x)
8.	Can You See My Screen? - (feat. Adam Cutler of Trading Heroes for Ghosts) 01:42	lyrics	buy track
Put yourself on mute This feedback is making me hate you Have some etiquette Video chat like a functional adult I don’t wanna hear your fucking kids Let’s just get this shit over with I’ve got better things to do Did this even have to be a goddamn meeting? Practice real distancing and never call again You’re not worth the bandwidth
9.	My Pandemic Has a First Name; Its C-O-V-I-D (feat. Trey Holton of Death Rattle) 01:11	lyrics	buy track
My pandemic has a first name It's C-O-V-I-D My pandemic has a second name It's 19 This is abuse When checks must be used as toilet paper We are apart And I don't wanna wear this goddamn mask anymore Can I pay you To just touch my arm Cause if this is the end I want to just say One more time Fuck your social distance My pandemic It's COVID 19 COVID 19
10.	Dude, I Wish I Could Smoke Pot With My Cat - Jake Falconer (feat. Leroy Jenkins) 01:22	lyrics	buy track
Dude I Wish I could Smoke Pot With My I bet he would be cool as fuck. Takin’ rippers with the kitty cuz he can’t roll He’s got no thumbs how could he roll a joint? High as fuck we discuss that the world is flat Kennedy had it comin’. Shouldn’t fuck with the feds What the fuck is 5G?!
11.	Grocery Throwdown - (feat. Sarah Hartman of Anhedonia) 00:47	lyrics	buy track
Let’s go! I’m stuck in the house I need to get my neighbor something from the store I’m stuck in the house and I need some groceries!
12.	My Bum is Fun 00:49	lyrics	buy track
When I go out for a run everyone stares at my bum Then I holler cuz I’m baller. Everyone stares at my bum Doin’ lunges in the street, everyone stares at my meat Sexy Bodies ripped. Look at that! My pants unzipped We’re just humpin’ and a-bumpin’! GO!
13.	Nice Party You Have Here - (feat. Jake Burns of Black Palm) 00:56	lyrics	buy track
Let’s get the party goin but all I’ve got is juice. Can’t go out and see the boys, I guess its me and you I wish this was a frosty beer, but it’s a Capri Sun So let’s sit down and play pretend and put some make-up on All Hail Princess Sparklepants! This is my life now Stale smoke, I can smell it! Warm beer. Wanna drink it! Porch toke. Let’s smoke it! Deaf ears. What was that? Humid Dawn. So sticky! Sick seas. Gonna puke! All hail Sammy’s!
14.	Boredom Ritual - (feat. TJ Washburn of In the Kingdom of Nightmares) 00:48	lyrics	buy track
Wake Up, Make Toast, Shower, Shave, Stare Out, Window, Sleep Repeat Two weeks stuck inside this house and I'm so fucking bored I'm so sick of Disney plus. Tinker bell can fuck herself Isolation, desperation. Mind is at its end I hate this stupid virus cuz I wanna hug my friends
15.	I’ve Always Wanted to Make Love With an Alien - (feat. Commander William T. Riker) 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Freeze! Freeze right there mother fucker! Don’t you fucking move! Lemme see your hands!! I don't even give a shit. You didn't eat your dinner What? You gonna go and cry about it bitch? Please don’t make me do this man! I swear to god I’ll pull the trigger Is it worth your life to have desert?